The Oscars are like the Superbowl of fashion…and movies: whether you win or lose is inconsequential, so long as you don’t get mentioned by Joan Rivers on Fashion Police. Do you remember who won best actress in 2004? Probably not. But everybody remembers Bjork’s swan dress and Halle Berry’s Elie Saab (oh lord, do we ever!)

Let’s bitch out these dresses…

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