Queer.Horror.Movies

The curated portfolio of film journalist Joe Lipsett

Film Review: Toad Road (Fantasia Film Festival)

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Courtesy of Random Bench Productions

For the next few days, yellowwait and I are hanging out in Montreal, taking in a number of films as part of the Fantasia Film Festival. I’ll be posting some thoughts on the films we see when I have a chance. For now, let’s begin with the world premiere of independent psychological horror film, Toad Road.

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Awkward. review – 2×05: ‘My Love Is A Black Heart’

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Courtesy of MTV

Let the ex-games begin! As Valentine’s Day rolls around, both Jenna (Ashley Rickards) and Tamara (Jillian Rose Reed) ponder their status in the hearts of their former lovers. After a frustrating episode last week, can the love holiday rescue everyone’s favourite sarcastic high schooler?

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Damages review – 5×03: ‘Failure is Failure’

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Courtesy of DirecTV

It’s back into the ring as Patty (Glenn Close) and Ellen (Rose Byrne) duke it out in round three of the final season of Damages. After having bested Ellen last week with the judge switch-up, does Patty lose this round to even things out?

Let’s take a closer look after the jump.

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So You Think You Can Dance: Season 9 – ‘The Top 16 Perform’

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Courtesy of FOX

Well dance fans, we lost another two dancers last night in a bottom three that was vastly different from what I predicted last week. How will I do this time round?

Let’s take a closer look after the jump.

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Dallas review – 1×08: ‘No Good Deed’

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Courtesy of TNT

In the wake of last week’s arrest of John Ross (Josh Henderson), the Ewings scramble to work their respective magic and get him out. Except of course Elena (Jordana Brewster) and Rebecca (Julie Gonzalo)…because they’re useless.

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Flashback review – The West Wing 2×11-2×12: ‘The Leadership Breakfast’ and ‘The Drop-In’

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Courtesy of leavemethewhite.com

Anyone with any internet or television connection can attest to the fact that elections tend to bring out the worst in people. And now that Toby has felt the tremors of the upcoming presidential election earthquake, the ‘Wing is quickly becoming a less than pleasant place to work.

“What’s next?” Find out after the jump…

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Teen Wolf review – 2×09: ‘Party Guessed’

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Courtesy of MTV

Put on your elastic chin hats, people, because Teen Wolf is in the mood to party. After reviving the rave circuit last week, it’s time to celebrate dear Lydia’s (Holland Roden) birthday, although as our villain suggests, someone is crashing the partay.

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Bunheads review – 1×06: ‘Movie Truck’

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Courtesy of ABC Family

In this week’s Bunheads review, we experience an eternal dilemma that has plagued reviewers for many millennia: How is it that with so many storylines colliding in a single episode, nothing actually happens?

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Continuum review – 1×08: ‘Playtime’

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Courtesy of Showcase via SpoilerTV UK

In a mostly standalone episode, Continuum plays puppet vs puppeteer as it tackles free-will and the future tech of gaming. Despite the lack of overall mythology, I really enjoyed the episode. Wanna know why?

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