Queer.Horror.Movies

The curated portfolio of film journalist Joe Lipsett

Elementary review – 1×09: ‘You Do It To Yourself’

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Courtesy of CBS

I’ve never been a fan of procedurals, but they’re tolerable so long as there’s a nugget of character development hidden among the corpses and paperwork. Sadly Elementary‘s ninth episode contains no such elements.

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Parks and Recreation review – 5×09: ‘Ron And Diane’

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Courtesy of NBC

This episode is a little bit trickier to write about than others. That isn’t to say that it’s any worse – it’s actually probably one of the best of the season – but rather it indicates how much of the success of this episode is based on it’s light mood.

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The Vampire Diaries review – 4×08 : ‘We’ll Always Have Bourbon Street’

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Courtesy of The CW

So…let me get this straight: the one relationship I have been pulling for over the past four seasons is currently relying on Damon (Ian Somerhalder) to do the right thing? Well this should be interesting.

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American Horror Story: Asylum review – 2×08: ‘Unholy Night’

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Courtesy of FX

American Horror Story: Asylum gets into the holiday spirit and blah blah blah. Who cares? It’s Ian freaking McShane! Hold on to your hats, folks

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Nashville review – 1×08 : ‘Where He Leads Me’

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Courtesy of ABC

First, let me just pick my jaw up off the ground. Once I’ve recovered, then I will attempt to comment on tonight’s episode. In one word: fantastic. Teddy (Eric Close) finally has to come clean, Gunnar (Sam Palladio) finally makes a move, and the cliffhanger has me gasping. Doesn’t get much better than this.

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Arrow review – 1×08: ‘Vendetta’

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Courtesy of The CW

It’s pot (justice) vs kettle (revenge) debate again tonight as Oliver (Stephen Arnell) tries to get new naked friend Helena (Jessica De Gouw) to step away from the dark side. It’s similar to last week, only with double the angst!

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