We’re inching closer to the top as the second annual Bitch Awards continues to examine the best and worst television of 2012.
Read on to see what captured fourth place… [Read more…]
Alcatraz Catch-up and Recap: 1×13 – ‘Tommy Madsen’
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Alcatraz closed its first season last night. For those who don’t know, I started to recap the show and was about five episodes in when I decided I couldn’t take it anymore, and jumped off the Alcatraz ship.
After catching up on all the remaining episodes, (only missed one due some NASCAR mix up – way to go FOX) I thought it would be fitting to discuss how the season played out and take a look at the season finale.
Let’s bitch it out…
Alcatraz recap: 1 x 05 – “Guy Hastings”
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Alrighty Alcatraz fans, it was make or break time this week to see if the new series would be worth sticking around for the rest of the season. After a month of my griping and with the secret hope the show would burst through its tired formula and into intriguing territory, did last night’s episode succeed in changing my mind?
Find out after the jump. (Please note this recap contains SPOILERS) [Read more…]
Alcatraz recap: 1 x 04: “Cal Sweeney”
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Alcatraz gives us a substantial breadcrumb this week as it (slightly) advances the mythology plot. But is it tempting enough to keep me watching and recapping?
Find out after the jump. [Read more…]
Alcatraz recap: 1 x 03 ‘Kit Nelson’
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Another week, another visit to ALCATRAZ! And true to my prediction last week, this week’s offering profiles another prisoner from the aforementioned Rock who disappeared in 1963 and has returned to wreak havoc in the “present day”.
Join me as I bitch about last night’s lackluster episode after the jump. [Read more…]
Alcatraz recap 1 x 01/02: ‘Pilot’ and ‘Ernest Cobb’
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If we didn’t have enough fun drinking to REVENGE! over on ABC, then FOX’s latest offering has certainly made up for it. Last night’s two-hour Alcatraz pilot gave us plenty of drinking game moments with its cliched sound bites of the famed prison (i.e. “No one escapes Alcatraz!”; “Welcome to the ROCK” etc. etc.) So how did the new serial from virtuoso TV producer, J.J. Abrams fare? Let’s break it down after the jump.